I was on the train on Saturday going to the gym, when I realised how happy little things make me. So, I decided to compile a list of things that make me happy and keep adding to it as I discover more things. Yes, a lot of them are about trains. This list started on a train.
This all started because a really hench guy got on the train, dressed in black leather and a black baseball hat at Penistone. He was reading some book. When the conductor came to get his ticket, he put a bookmark in said book. The bookmark was a postcard, with a kitten surrounded by flowers on it, and most of the flowers were pink and blue. Something about it really made me smile, probably because it did not look like the sort of thing he'd have, but it made my journey very enjoyable.
Make me happy:
1- Sitting backwards on a train.
2- Being alone on a train with my iPod killing my eardrums.
3- That smile that says "You're an idiot, but I love you".
4- Seeing things that shouldn't work together, but do.
5- Putting the Kerrang! channel on and getting excited whenever a song I like comes on.
6- Being home alone.
7- Dancing round the lounge and singing at the top of my lungs when alone.
8- Being told "I love you".
9- Having music playing just a little bit too loud.
10- Kawaiinot.com
11- Explosm.net
12- Catface.
13- Separating my Whole Nut chocolate into sections and organising them in order as to the number of nuts in each section.
Friday 23 July 2010
Tuesday 20 July 2010
On Sunday, I turned 16.
For anyone following both me and Hannah, I'll apologise now cause I like to steal her quizzes etc. And why shouldn't I?! They look amusing :3
NUMBER 1 - A picture of you and five facts about yourself
Jamie took this, we went to the park on my birthday with my 7 year old cousin. I acted like a child.
1- I don't act my age.
2- My favourite movie is Alice in Wonderland. The 1951 Disney version.
3- Right now, my fingernails are painted bright red. The nails on my right foot are painted this bright red colour too, but my left toenails are painted black.
4- I want a Sharpie. A red one.
5- When I'm older I'm gonna buy a zoo. But a zoo without cages, so basically an exotic wildlife park.
NUMBER 2 - A picture of you and your friends that sums you up.
Jo's 16th Party...We're all smiling, red faced from excessive laughter, and hyped up. I know there are some people missing, but it does describe us perfectly!
NUMBER 1 - A picture of you and five facts about yourself
Jamie took this, we went to the park on my birthday with my 7 year old cousin. I acted like a child.
2- My favourite movie is Alice in Wonderland. The 1951 Disney version.
3- Right now, my fingernails are painted bright red. The nails on my right foot are painted this bright red colour too, but my left toenails are painted black.
4- I want a Sharpie. A red one.
5- When I'm older I'm gonna buy a zoo. But a zoo without cages, so basically an exotic wildlife park.
NUMBER 2 - A picture of you and your friends that sums you up.
Jo's 16th Party...We're all smiling, red faced from excessive laughter, and hyped up. I know there are some people missing, but it does describe us perfectly!
NUMBER 3 - A habit you wish you didn't have
I crack my wrists too much. It's not a bad habit or such, but I'm addicted to it and it's not good.
NUMBER 4 - A picture of a place you've been:
Universal Studios, Florida.
Yes I've been other places, but this is my favourite place. Actually, Islands of Adventure is my favourite, but they're technically the same thing and this is the most iconic.
I crack my wrists too much. It's not a bad habit or such, but I'm addicted to it and it's not good.
NUMBER 4 - A picture of a place you've been:
Universal Studios, Florida.
Yes I've been other places, but this is my favourite place. Actually, Islands of Adventure is my favourite, but they're technically the same thing and this is the most iconic.
NUMBER 5 - Your favourite superhero and why?Superman. He has a cape, and can fly. And he's just amazing.
NUMBER 6 - A picture of someone/something that has had a massive impact on you.
Basically, this a prom picture. In this picture are a lot of people who I class as my besties, and I class them as having a massive impact on me, cause they're just awesome.
NUMBER 8 - Songs you listen to when you're happy, sad, bored, hyped, mad.Happy: Kiss Me - New Found Glory
Sad - Naked - Avril LavigneBored - Amaranth - Nightwish
Hyped - Break Your Little Heart - All Time Low
Mad - Arma-Goddamn-Motherfucking-Geddon - Marilyn MansonThats a screwed up list.
NUMBER 9 - Another one of you and friends.
Technically, this is only me and one friend. But I love the photo and she needed recognition!
NUMBER 6 - A picture of someone/something that has had a massive impact on you.
Basically, this a prom picture. In this picture are a lot of people who I class as my besties, and I class them as having a massive impact on me, cause they're just awesome.
NUMBER 8 - Songs you listen to when you're happy, sad, bored, hyped, mad.Happy: Kiss Me - New Found Glory
Sad - Naked - Avril LavigneBored - Amaranth - Nightwish
Hyped - Break Your Little Heart - All Time Low
Mad - Arma-Goddamn-Motherfucking-Geddon - Marilyn MansonThats a screwed up list.
NUMBER 9 - Another one of you and friends.
Technically, this is only me and one friend. But I love the photo and she needed recognition!
NUMBER 10 - A letter to someone who has hurt you recently
I can't think of anyone who has, not enough to warrant me writing them a letter.
I can't think of anyone who has, not enough to warrant me writing them a letter.
NUMBER 11 - A picture of you and your family
Me, my Mum and my Dad at the Cape of Good Hope in South Africa. I could have used this for the "place you have been" photo too, but oh well.
NUMBER 12 - The first 10 songs played when your iPod is on shuffle:
1- The State - Escapexstacy2- Lips Like Morphine - Kill Hannah3- School - Nirvana
4- Too Much - All Time Low
5- Sugar in the Engine - Hawthorne Heights6- In the Nightside of Eden - H.I.M
7- No Need To Explain - Lacuna Coil
8- Conspiracy - Paramore
9- Jealous Minds Think Alike - You Me At Six10- We Won't Back Down - Escape the Fate
NUMBER 13 - Someone you would swap lives with for a day:
Hayley Williams: She's pretty, hot, an amazing singer, in an awesome band, got amazing hair, is friends with other amazing people, etc etc.
Or, Alex Gaskarth: Same reasons, and I wanna know what it's like to be a guy ;D
NUMBER 14 - Goals/dreams/plans you have:
Goals: To do well in my GCSE's, and get through medical school. Oh, and I want to see a huuuge concert of all my favourite bands. And I'll meet them all too.
Dream: To not fail life.
Plans: Cannon Hall party. And a shopping trip with my money.
NUMBER 15 - Nicknames you have and why
Ping - Becky gave it to me
Snuffles - Jamie calls me it, as in "Katiesnuffles". I find it cute.Gayface - Hannah calls me it
...Thats about it
NUMBER 16 - Someone you can see yourself marrying
Without sounding too sad, Jamie :3
NUMBER 17 - A picture of something that makes you happy:
My cat, Mittens :3 She makes me happy :}
Me, my Mum and my Dad at the Cape of Good Hope in South Africa. I could have used this for the "place you have been" photo too, but oh well.
NUMBER 12 - The first 10 songs played when your iPod is on shuffle:
1- The State - Escapexstacy2- Lips Like Morphine - Kill Hannah3- School - Nirvana
4- Too Much - All Time Low
5- Sugar in the Engine - Hawthorne Heights6- In the Nightside of Eden - H.I.M
7- No Need To Explain - Lacuna Coil
8- Conspiracy - Paramore
9- Jealous Minds Think Alike - You Me At Six10- We Won't Back Down - Escape the Fate
NUMBER 13 - Someone you would swap lives with for a day:
Hayley Williams: She's pretty, hot, an amazing singer, in an awesome band, got amazing hair, is friends with other amazing people, etc etc.
Or, Alex Gaskarth: Same reasons, and I wanna know what it's like to be a guy ;D
NUMBER 14 - Goals/dreams/plans you have:
Goals: To do well in my GCSE's, and get through medical school. Oh, and I want to see a huuuge concert of all my favourite bands. And I'll meet them all too.
Dream: To not fail life.
Plans: Cannon Hall party. And a shopping trip with my money.
NUMBER 15 - Nicknames you have and why
Ping - Becky gave it to me
Snuffles - Jamie calls me it, as in "Katiesnuffles". I find it cute.Gayface - Hannah calls me it
...Thats about it
NUMBER 16 - Someone you can see yourself marrying
Without sounding too sad, Jamie :3
NUMBER 17 - A picture of something that makes you happy:
My cat, Mittens :3 She makes me happy :}
NUMBER 18 - What makes you different from everyone else?
The fact that I admit I am immature, but that it proves I have a personality. Other than that, I'm pretty much the same as everyone else...but unique ;D
NUMBER 19 - Something you crave forHappy Hippos. I go through a huge box a week sometimes. It makes me fat.
NUMBER 20 - A letter to your parents
I'm not writing this. They know I love them and they know I know they're insane. So I guess, "keep on being the way you are". There you go.
NUMBER 21 - What would you find in your bag?
My bag is upstairs. It contains my purse (with money, bus passes, etc), plasters, tablets, dust, wrappers off various things, tissue packets, and some bracelets.
:3
NUMBER 22 - What do you think of your friends?I love them. I think they're totally insane, and they're making my sanity die, but I love them.
NUMBER 23 - Why are you blogging every day?
I actually don't blog every day. YOU LIE, QUESTION, YOU LIE!!
NUMBER 24 - A picture of you last year and a picture of you now - have you changed?
Me in 2009, eating onion rings in a Chilli's restaurant, America.
Now:
Me on a swing on my 16th birthday. I know I've used this before, but its a recent picture of me that I like. And yes, I think I've changed!
The fact that I admit I am immature, but that it proves I have a personality. Other than that, I'm pretty much the same as everyone else...but unique ;D
NUMBER 19 - Something you crave forHappy Hippos. I go through a huge box a week sometimes. It makes me fat.
NUMBER 20 - A letter to your parents
I'm not writing this. They know I love them and they know I know they're insane. So I guess, "keep on being the way you are". There you go.
NUMBER 21 - What would you find in your bag?
My bag is upstairs. It contains my purse (with money, bus passes, etc), plasters, tablets, dust, wrappers off various things, tissue packets, and some bracelets.
:3
NUMBER 22 - What do you think of your friends?I love them. I think they're totally insane, and they're making my sanity die, but I love them.
NUMBER 23 - Why are you blogging every day?
I actually don't blog every day. YOU LIE, QUESTION, YOU LIE!!
NUMBER 24 - A picture of you last year and a picture of you now - have you changed?
Then:
Me in 2009, eating onion rings in a Chilli's restaurant, America.
Now:
Me on a swing on my 16th birthday. I know I've used this before, but its a recent picture of me that I like. And yes, I think I've changed!
Wednesday 14 July 2010
Thunderstorms and Icecream
Today, it rained. A lot. And it thundered. It made me really happy, I love thunderstorms. Mittens just sat with a look of utter discontent on her face at all times, but stayed curled up and purring none the less. Belle, on the other hand, decided to run around looking distressed before curling up on the sofa next to me. It was a good day!
I also spent about three solid hours on Super Mario Galaxy Wii. I unlocked World 3 boss, beat said boss and therefore the galaxy, and now I'm one star away from unlocking the World 4 boss! Not that I can beat it of course. I'll end up throwing my Wiimote at the TV, or something else breakable. I get angry with games easily.
[As you can probably tell, I'm a Mario nerd. I like Mario a lot.]
Tomorrow, I'm going to Meadowhall. Me&Jamie, Rachel&Ben, Amy&Rob, Eden&Jordan. Its like a quadruple date, which I find amusing. Anyway, HMV are selling Toy Story 1+2 for £13, so as long as I can afford it I plan on buying them, since they're usually that much each, not that much together. Not affording is looking likely though, since as well as going shopping I'm going to the cinema with Jamie afterwards, then we're going out for a meal. This is looking to be..expensive. Hello, debit card.
Saturday I'm starting the gym. I can't believe it. And tbh, I can't wait! It looks fun, and it means that over summer I can get fit, if I go once a week! I am however going with Jamie and a group of guys, so they have to see me looking like an unfit outcast at the gym. Oh well! All in the name of getting fit. After that, I'm going back to Jamie's for an hour or so, then together we're going back to mine. He's sleeping 'till Sunday you see. 'Cause Sunday is special.
Sunday... Is my birthday! Not that I'm excited or anything. Well actually, I'm not too much. I just want to be 16. Everyone else is. Anyway. Uncle Adrian, Auntie Andrea and Hannah, along with Auntie Tina, are all coming down for the day, and I'm looking forwards to it. It should be a good day, although if it rains it wont be as good. It hasn't rained on my birthday for years. I like rain, but not in July.
Anyway, my pointless blog is over. I'm off to play suduko, I have a small obsession with it at the moment.
You're not the only one, who wants to live it up, you're not the only one... ♥
I also spent about three solid hours on Super Mario Galaxy Wii. I unlocked World 3 boss, beat said boss and therefore the galaxy, and now I'm one star away from unlocking the World 4 boss! Not that I can beat it of course. I'll end up throwing my Wiimote at the TV, or something else breakable. I get angry with games easily.
[As you can probably tell, I'm a Mario nerd. I like Mario a lot.]
Tomorrow, I'm going to Meadowhall. Me&Jamie, Rachel&Ben, Amy&Rob, Eden&Jordan. Its like a quadruple date, which I find amusing. Anyway, HMV are selling Toy Story 1+2 for £13, so as long as I can afford it I plan on buying them, since they're usually that much each, not that much together. Not affording is looking likely though, since as well as going shopping I'm going to the cinema with Jamie afterwards, then we're going out for a meal. This is looking to be..expensive. Hello, debit card.
Saturday I'm starting the gym. I can't believe it. And tbh, I can't wait! It looks fun, and it means that over summer I can get fit, if I go once a week! I am however going with Jamie and a group of guys, so they have to see me looking like an unfit outcast at the gym. Oh well! All in the name of getting fit. After that, I'm going back to Jamie's for an hour or so, then together we're going back to mine. He's sleeping 'till Sunday you see. 'Cause Sunday is special.
Sunday... Is my birthday! Not that I'm excited or anything. Well actually, I'm not too much. I just want to be 16. Everyone else is. Anyway. Uncle Adrian, Auntie Andrea and Hannah, along with Auntie Tina, are all coming down for the day, and I'm looking forwards to it. It should be a good day, although if it rains it wont be as good. It hasn't rained on my birthday for years. I like rain, but not in July.
Anyway, my pointless blog is over. I'm off to play suduko, I have a small obsession with it at the moment.
You're not the only one, who wants to live it up, you're not the only one... ♥
Saturday 10 July 2010
Meadowhall and Alton Towers
I went to Meadowhall with Nally on Tuesday, I have to say it was awesome. We went to Starbucks and drunk frappuccinos whilst eating probably not that healthy food for lunch. We went to Paperchase, because like me, she is obsessed with stationary. I bought two folders, they're pretty ;D I think our best bargain has to be the All Time Low CD's we got - by getting one each on 2 for £10 we only had to pay £5 for a CD! :D Anyway, we sat for a long time discussing our various injuries, and we inhaled Hollister cause lets face it, that shop smells good. Oh, and we also decided to have a Cannon Hall party in summer :}
Wednesday, I slept at Amy's house with her, Rach and Jamie. It was the first time I'd ever shared a bed with Jamie, well, we slept on an airbed but still. We stayed up till about 11 watching Mamma Mia and eating pizza, and yes we sung along (much to Jamie's disapproval). The next morning we were up at 6:30 to get ready for Alton Towers, cause we had to be in Sheffield for 9 and we wanted to do hair/makeup and eat before we went. As it happened, we were late, but we did finally get to Sheffield to pick up the Sheff lot - Including Rob and Ben, who are awesome and we haven't seen for ages. After getting totally hyped up on the coach, we finally got there. Thank god for fasttrack passes - it cut a 70 minute queue down to 30! Thi3teen has to be the best ride there, even if it did involve queueing for 45 minutes (the sign originally said 70, so we got a bit of a good queue in the end). I didn't even break Jamie's hand when the floor drops, so I was proud. We made it on The Flume, Nemesis, Air, Thi3teen and Hex before we had to leave, and went in the aquarium (where you can let shrimps eat your fingers) so it was a pretty successful day all in all! Especially as we were trying to set Ben and Rachel up the whole time we were queueing for Thi3teen, and it worked!
I didn't get home until about 10:30, so I was knackered due to lack of sleep, and hungry due to lack of food, so I had a shower, a pizza, and then went to bed. I was asleep before 11:30, so I was proud!
Friday, I was up at about 6:30 once again, so I felt like death. The reason? Another day at Alton Towers! This time, though, with school. Me, Jamie, Rachel and Amy were all shattered, I think we all slept on the coach. With being there Thursday too, we didn't need to do the rides again, so we only went on Thi3teen (cause we all love it), the Flume and the Rapids. Needless to say, we got soaked! It was fantastic! We paid £5 for a fast track to the Flume and the Rapids (plus another two rides we didnt go on) which mean that we went on Thi3teen and the Flume in the time that our other friends were queuing for the flume alone, and we had time to do the rapids and get food before it was time to leave, so it was definitely a good idea.
Overall, it was a pretty good 4 days. Actually, a fantastic 4 days. I have no idea how to round this off, so here goes. Bye!
I am still painting flowers for you... ♥
Wednesday, I slept at Amy's house with her, Rach and Jamie. It was the first time I'd ever shared a bed with Jamie, well, we slept on an airbed but still. We stayed up till about 11 watching Mamma Mia and eating pizza, and yes we sung along (much to Jamie's disapproval). The next morning we were up at 6:30 to get ready for Alton Towers, cause we had to be in Sheffield for 9 and we wanted to do hair/makeup and eat before we went. As it happened, we were late, but we did finally get to Sheffield to pick up the Sheff lot - Including Rob and Ben, who are awesome and we haven't seen for ages. After getting totally hyped up on the coach, we finally got there. Thank god for fasttrack passes - it cut a 70 minute queue down to 30! Thi3teen has to be the best ride there, even if it did involve queueing for 45 minutes (the sign originally said 70, so we got a bit of a good queue in the end). I didn't even break Jamie's hand when the floor drops, so I was proud. We made it on The Flume, Nemesis, Air, Thi3teen and Hex before we had to leave, and went in the aquarium (where you can let shrimps eat your fingers) so it was a pretty successful day all in all! Especially as we were trying to set Ben and Rachel up the whole time we were queueing for Thi3teen, and it worked!
I didn't get home until about 10:30, so I was knackered due to lack of sleep, and hungry due to lack of food, so I had a shower, a pizza, and then went to bed. I was asleep before 11:30, so I was proud!
Friday, I was up at about 6:30 once again, so I felt like death. The reason? Another day at Alton Towers! This time, though, with school. Me, Jamie, Rachel and Amy were all shattered, I think we all slept on the coach. With being there Thursday too, we didn't need to do the rides again, so we only went on Thi3teen (cause we all love it), the Flume and the Rapids. Needless to say, we got soaked! It was fantastic! We paid £5 for a fast track to the Flume and the Rapids (plus another two rides we didnt go on) which mean that we went on Thi3teen and the Flume in the time that our other friends were queuing for the flume alone, and we had time to do the rapids and get food before it was time to leave, so it was definitely a good idea.
Overall, it was a pretty good 4 days. Actually, a fantastic 4 days. I have no idea how to round this off, so here goes. Bye!
I am still painting flowers for you... ♥
Monday 5 July 2010
Hello, my fine feathered friends!
Prom was on Friday. Despite my initial worry about everything, it turned out really well :') Everyone looked really good, wearing dresses and suits, and everyone just looked really good :) the after party was also rather good :') I didn't get drunk, yay, but I did insist on wearing Jamie's dinner jacket and bow-tie. And I went on a trampoline whilst wearing my prom dress. Maybe I was tipsy. But then after that, I went to Jamie's and stayed the night. I like Jamie's house (':
Induction day(s) were also pretty good - lessons seem okay, and I made a new friend :') which made me really happy :') Anyway, we had a free period, it was warm, and it was good! :D
I never have anything interesting to blog any more. Well, I never did.
I'm seeing Nally tomorrow. And I actually can't wait :') I like Natalie. She's fun (:
I do however need to buy a couple of ringbinders, which I can't forget!
On Thursday I'm going to Alton Towers for the day with Jamie, Amy, Rob and a few others :) then I'm coming home, sleeping, and going again on Friday with school. I think this week should be rather good! :')
I made a mess of the kitchen today. I made cupcakes, which went well. I melted chocolate, which didn't make a mess either. Then I put sprinkles on them, and I didn't do it very well so they went everywhere. It was awesome! :D
I now have 8 weeks to myself. Hiya water fights, summer and happy things! :')
She works for the weekend, mix tape of her favourite band, tearin' up the radio, lost in the stereo sound <3
Induction day(s) were also pretty good - lessons seem okay, and I made a new friend :') which made me really happy :') Anyway, we had a free period, it was warm, and it was good! :D
I never have anything interesting to blog any more. Well, I never did.
I'm seeing Nally tomorrow. And I actually can't wait :') I like Natalie. She's fun (:
I do however need to buy a couple of ringbinders, which I can't forget!
On Thursday I'm going to Alton Towers for the day with Jamie, Amy, Rob and a few others :) then I'm coming home, sleeping, and going again on Friday with school. I think this week should be rather good! :')
I made a mess of the kitchen today. I made cupcakes, which went well. I melted chocolate, which didn't make a mess either. Then I put sprinkles on them, and I didn't do it very well so they went everywhere. It was awesome! :D
I now have 8 weeks to myself. Hiya water fights, summer and happy things! :')
She works for the weekend, mix tape of her favourite band, tearin' up the radio, lost in the stereo sound <3
150 Things I am Not Allowed To Do at Hogwarts
I've had this for a while, but I thought I'd blog it cause it made me smile so much (:
1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicated that they are covered with bees.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steven Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project" for herbology.
4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The giant squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore"
9. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful"
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable; "polishing my wand" is not
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a dark mark on their arm.
12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for bludgers.
13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky...and not an acceptable money making concept.
14. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. "Liften, Seperatius, Crotchum" is not a real spell.
16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me lucky charms"
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends"
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends"
20. I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
23. I will not bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination class.
24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.
25. Tricking a school house elf into stripping does not mean that they are now mine, even if I yell "Pwned!"
26. I am not a sloth animagus.
27. I am not a tribble animagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, tasmanian devil or a piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I do not have a Dalek patronus.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmacy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. The Ravenclaws are not "Mentats in Training".
35. Any resemblance between dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.
36. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes Getting Clean Almost as Much Fun as Getting Dirty".
37. There is no such thing as an invisibility thong.
38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be addressed as "Admiral Naismith".
39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. 42 is not the answer to every question on the OWL's.
43. It's a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself to seriously.
44. I am not to owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspect Death Eaters.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine"
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not teach the First Years to sing "A Wizards Staff has a Knob on the End"
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.
52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corps. .
53. I will not draw an H on Percy Weasley's forehead.
54. My name is not Captain Subtext.
55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potion ingredients, and I will not resell their products as "veela pheromones".
56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as "Big Black Sex Auror".
57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.
58. Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.
59. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes professor.
60. I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.
62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled "firewhiskey".
63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy on school grounds is not permitted, not even for entertainment purposes.
64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
65. A wand is for magic only...it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.
66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape's postbox.
67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuffs as "Cannon Fodder".
68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
69. First years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin House mascot.
72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good vs. Evil I will not lift my wand skyward and shout "There can be only one!.
73. I will not refer to the DADA professors as "canaries in the coal mine"
74. I will not say the phrase "dude get a life" to Lord Voldemort.
75. I will not put Muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
76. There is not now, nor has there ever been a fifth House at Hogwarts. And I am not a member of that House nor am I its founder.
77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the force".
78. Albus Dumbledore's proper title is "Headmaster" not "my liege".
79. I will not tell Professer Trelawney that I prophecised her death.
80. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor First Years as Christmas decorations.
81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on resident ghosts and poltergeists.
82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavara cures does yelling, "It does DEATH!" maybe correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.
83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
85. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense.
86. I will not attempt to recreate The Key to Time in Transfiguration class.
87. A Time Turner is not a flux capacitor and I should therefore not install one in any muggle car.
88. I am not allowed to use Silencing charms on any of my Professors.
89. I will not charm Hermione's time turner to rotate every half an hour.
90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos".
92. When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce, "These are not the droids you are looking for".
93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.
97. I will not claim that there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggians.
98. "OMGWTF" is not a proper spell.
99. I will not under any circumstance ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot and Justin Flinch-Flectchy as Blossom, Buttercup and Bubbles.
102. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate charm on Dumbledore even if it would be amusing.
103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixi Stix.
104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.
105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.
106. I will not teach the House Elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
107. I will not sing the Badger song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
108. I will not tell First Years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
109. I will not douse Harry Potter's invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it standing near the fire in the common room.
110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic transfiguration spell.
111. I will not yell "Believe it...or not!" after any of Dumbledore's speeches.
112. Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.
113. My name is not "The Dark Lord Happy-Pants" and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
114. There is no such thing as the Double Secret Chamber of Probation.
115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow peeps.
116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
117. Voldmort is not Ganondorf and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arthitmacy exams.
119. I will not charm the suites of armor to do a rendition of "Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas feast.
120. I will not call Professor McGonagall "McGoogles".
121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
122. "Draco Malfoy takes it up the Arse" is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt to school.
125. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the revolutionary war in the Charms corridor.
126. I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin" day.
127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the First Years as "Tim the Enchanter".
128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the common room.
130. It is not necessary for me to yell "BAM!" every time I apparate.
131. I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
133. I am not allowed to come in to the beginning of each Herbology class singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".
134. I will not teach the First Years to play the penis game in the Great Hall during meal times.
135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.
136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
137. It's a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
138. I will not tell the First Years Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
139. I will not dress up in a dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to
get him to do what I want.
140. I will not start food fights in the great hall.
141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book.
142. "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
143. I will not sing "We're off to see the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
145. It is not necessary to yell "BURN" every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
146. "Y'all check this-here shit out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell.
147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout "I have the Power".
148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
149. I will not tell Sir Cadagon that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell Ni from various places.
150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points.
1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicated that they are covered with bees.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steven Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project" for herbology.
4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The giant squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore"
9. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful"
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable; "polishing my wand" is not
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a dark mark on their arm.
12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for bludgers.
13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky...and not an acceptable money making concept.
14. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. "Liften, Seperatius, Crotchum" is not a real spell.
16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me lucky charms"
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends"
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends"
20. I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
23. I will not bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination class.
24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.
25. Tricking a school house elf into stripping does not mean that they are now mine, even if I yell "Pwned!"
26. I am not a sloth animagus.
27. I am not a tribble animagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, tasmanian devil or a piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I do not have a Dalek patronus.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmacy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. The Ravenclaws are not "Mentats in Training".
35. Any resemblance between dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.
36. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes Getting Clean Almost as Much Fun as Getting Dirty".
37. There is no such thing as an invisibility thong.
38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be addressed as "Admiral Naismith".
39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. 42 is not the answer to every question on the OWL's.
43. It's a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself to seriously.
44. I am not to owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspect Death Eaters.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine"
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not teach the First Years to sing "A Wizards Staff has a Knob on the End"
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.
52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corps. .
53. I will not draw an H on Percy Weasley's forehead.
54. My name is not Captain Subtext.
55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potion ingredients, and I will not resell their products as "veela pheromones".
56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as "Big Black Sex Auror".
57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.
58. Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.
59. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes professor.
60. I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.
62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled "firewhiskey".
63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy on school grounds is not permitted, not even for entertainment purposes.
64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
65. A wand is for magic only...it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.
66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape's postbox.
67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuffs as "Cannon Fodder".
68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
69. First years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin House mascot.
72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good vs. Evil I will not lift my wand skyward and shout "There can be only one!.
73. I will not refer to the DADA professors as "canaries in the coal mine"
74. I will not say the phrase "dude get a life" to Lord Voldemort.
75. I will not put Muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
76. There is not now, nor has there ever been a fifth House at Hogwarts. And I am not a member of that House nor am I its founder.
77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the force".
78. Albus Dumbledore's proper title is "Headmaster" not "my liege".
79. I will not tell Professer Trelawney that I prophecised her death.
80. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor First Years as Christmas decorations.
81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on resident ghosts and poltergeists.
82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavara cures does yelling, "It does DEATH!" maybe correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.
83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
85. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense.
86. I will not attempt to recreate The Key to Time in Transfiguration class.
87. A Time Turner is not a flux capacitor and I should therefore not install one in any muggle car.
88. I am not allowed to use Silencing charms on any of my Professors.
89. I will not charm Hermione's time turner to rotate every half an hour.
90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos".
92. When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce, "These are not the droids you are looking for".
93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.
97. I will not claim that there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggians.
98. "OMGWTF" is not a proper spell.
99. I will not under any circumstance ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot and Justin Flinch-Flectchy as Blossom, Buttercup and Bubbles.
102. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate charm on Dumbledore even if it would be amusing.
103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixi Stix.
104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.
105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.
106. I will not teach the House Elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
107. I will not sing the Badger song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
108. I will not tell First Years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
109. I will not douse Harry Potter's invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it standing near the fire in the common room.
110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic transfiguration spell.
111. I will not yell "Believe it...or not!" after any of Dumbledore's speeches.
112. Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.
113. My name is not "The Dark Lord Happy-Pants" and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
114. There is no such thing as the Double Secret Chamber of Probation.
115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow peeps.
116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
117. Voldmort is not Ganondorf and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arthitmacy exams.
119. I will not charm the suites of armor to do a rendition of "Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas feast.
120. I will not call Professor McGonagall "McGoogles".
121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
122. "Draco Malfoy takes it up the Arse" is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt to school.
125. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the revolutionary war in the Charms corridor.
126. I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin" day.
127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the First Years as "Tim the Enchanter".
128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the common room.
130. It is not necessary for me to yell "BAM!" every time I apparate.
131. I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
133. I am not allowed to come in to the beginning of each Herbology class singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".
134. I will not teach the First Years to play the penis game in the Great Hall during meal times.
135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.
136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
137. It's a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
138. I will not tell the First Years Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
139. I will not dress up in a dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to
get him to do what I want.
140. I will not start food fights in the great hall.
141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book.
142. "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
143. I will not sing "We're off to see the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
145. It is not necessary to yell "BURN" every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
146. "Y'all check this-here shit out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell.
147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout "I have the Power".
148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
149. I will not tell Sir Cadagon that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell Ni from various places.
150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points.
Countdown!
Hannah, yes, I stole this off you, because I enjoyed it :}
♥
EIGHT things about yourself that only your best friends know:
Well i don't really have any secrets, so y'know.
1. I act immature because I feel most comfortable as a child
2. Sometimes, I get really insecure
3. I think that there is nothing better than headbanging along to music
4. The besties and the boyfriend mean everything to me
5. I’m so excited about Alton Towers
6. I’m not 16 yet. Take that how you will, since most people know my age and things are related to that.
7. There are times when my ambitions make me doubt myself
8. I don’t have an interesting life at all.
SEVEN songs that you listen to often:
1. Break Your Little Heart – All Time Low
2. Safer To Hate Her – You Me At Six
3. Kiss Me – New Found Glory
4. Always Attract - You Me At Six
5. Love Drunk - Boys Like Girls
6. Holly (Would You Turn Me On?) – All Time Low
7. Amaranth - Nightwish
SIX things that cross your mind a lot:
1. Doubts
2. Jamie
4. Those kids I class as my friends
5. Whether there are snacks in the house or if I’ll have to go without
6. Music!
FIVE things you do before you fall asleep:
1. Get a bottle of water
2. Brush my teeth
3. Say “G’night” to the parents, and yes, hug them.
4. Find some comedy on the TV
5. Read
FOUR things you see right now:
1. The Kerrang mag I’m currently reading
2. My prom photo :}
3. My iPod
4. The stapler with the face and wings
THREE ways a boy would get your attention:?
1. Smile at me
2. Make me laugh
3. Actually treat me like a person
TWO things you want to do before you die:
1. Have my own wildlife park. Where there are loaaads of animals in a giant expanse of woodlands, fields, rivers, lakes etc, so they can all survive and live happily (:
2. Become a groupie with Hannah! :D
Yes, I stole yours Hannah. But I liked it, and I want to :D
ONE thing you are doing this week:
1. Screw it, I’m saying two. Seeing Nally on Tuesday, and going to Alton towers Thursday/Friday :D
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